OH MY HOLY BANANA, THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE FIRST TIME OF MY ENTIRE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD LIFE, GETTING AN A GRADE - WHICH IS LIKE SUPPOSEDLY NONE OF MY OPTIONS.

Deep breaths, deep breaths.

GFDGJDFKGJALDKJGLKA!

Yay!

Went to Hannah's house for Geog project meeting at 8 am today! Wanted to ransack her fridge, but there was nothing nice inside. (Heh, sorry Hannah's fridge!) In the end, we made use of almost all of her mozzarella cheese to make cheesy things. Cheese omelette, cheese scrambled eggs etc. There was no chicken rice today D: Cos she had to go to James' house for e learning D:

Oh and while Cheryl, Laisum, Hannah and I were eating in her room, we had an interesting conversation:

C: Eee, your maid got BO.
H: No she doesn't.
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LS: BO stands for Body Overture.
C, H, NX: Hahahha.
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Someone who I prefer to be made anonymous: BO stands for Body Over Cher!
The rest of the people: OMG, Hahahhhhaaha! (Hannah screams very loud, Laisum laughs her signature laugh)
LS: No no no, BO stands for B_ _ _ _ Over Cher
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I faint.

No lah, just kidding :D

ARE YOU ALL TRYING TO SUFFOCATE US OR SOMETHING?

E-learning days are days that are supposed to be spent doing work ON THE COMPUTER at home. Not having gazillion piles of projects projects projects! How on earth are we supposed to be doing e-learning then huh? Don't tell me to do e-learning and arrange project meetings at the same time. DO YOU THINK WE ARE SUPERWOMEN OR SOMETHING? Tests every week I can handle, but project after project after project? If you think you are trying to inculcate "managing time" and "team co-operation" skills into us, don't you think with the uncountable number of projects given to us, has already played their part?

And also, OH MY HOLY BANANA, after we have done our horrid tingxie and persuasive speech, you all give us a HISTORY PROJECT? Please. I don't even think you all can handle it.

One week later, the life of a St Nicks girl is still crippled by the manacles of homework.
Three weeks later, the St Nicks girl lives on a towering mountain of projects.
Five weeks later, the St Nicks girl is still languished in the corners of school and finds herself being crushed by the amount of homework.
And so, we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.

Imagine. 2010. Sec Fours. O levels.

Scream.

Thank you MAMA and PAPA for making me day (night) on friday!
Thank you for the surprise sweetheart cake with many many many milk and strawberry-flavoured chocolates!
Thank you PAPA for buying those one-of-a-kind SWEET durians!
Thank you SISTERS for the surprise cards!
Thank you for bringing me out on Saturday to Tony Romas and Ben and Jerry's!
Thank you MAMA for cancelling chinese tuition and bringing me to Suntec instead!
Thank you ASHLEY for giving me the last barbequed rib!
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T H A N K Y O U V E R Y M U C H F O R E V E R Y T H I N G!
L O V E Y O U A L L L O A D S! ♥

Somewhere over the rainbow
Blue birds fly
If birds fly over the rainbow
Why can oh why can't I
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6pm: Showered
6.20pm: Stared at bedroom ceiling
6.30pm: Slept unwillingly
7.30pm: Woke up with a start. Realised (unfortunately) that I have forgotten to write phrasing for MEP Portfolio Composition.
7.40pm: Dragged myself downstairs to eat dinner.
8pm: Finished dinner. Went back to room and stared at my neighbour's house.
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Thank You
LAISUM (your name's in caps cos you gave me many pressies :D), Flute Section, Jiahui, Charlyn, Jiamin, YingTong, HongLan (and 3 more people who shared the present), Ziyu, Sandy
;for all the nice presents!

Thank You
Everyone in 2 Justice, Flute Section
;for the nice birthday songs!

Thank You
Sharon, Sandy, Laisum, Erina, Moira, Charmaine, Cabrini, Michelle, Lynette, YingTong, Charlyn, Jiamin, Ruth, QiHong, Megan, Angelique, etc etc etc and many many many other people :D
;for the birthday wishes!

You guys are nice people! :D

Someboby ishz makin moi very pished buai sayin YO MAMA jokes. For your information, my mum ain't fat at all, so quit telling me so :D

Did six rounds on the track for PE. Or as QiHong says "Six rounds of torture". I think QiHong's version fits it better. Applied new sunblock today. And I think before one round around the track, I sweat-ed out all the sunblock. And my face was as rosy as ever. SUNBURNT again, freckles are soon gonna cover every inch of my face. Boo.

We currently have EIGHT projects, namely;
1) Macbeth
2) IPW Indian Culture
3) Geog Graded Ass
4) Persuasive speech
5) Chinese Lit Presentation
6) Science Phosphate Project
7) Playground SAIL Math Task
8) MEP Show and Tell

Oh, and ZhenZhen was kind enough to remind me that we still have TINGXIE.
So, that makes a total of NINE projects. Also, every single one of them are GRADED. So no pressure on me, oh no no no.













Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

I am so p***ed off with you. Fancy bringing the computer into the toilet to "do work"! Everyone knows that you were so doing the exact opposite! Then you go and fa your piqi on my other sister after I tell you off! Go dig a hole and bury yourself init.

Band was okay today, spent most of the time for Jubilate rehearsal. Yeah :D Dumb cheese made me scream out loud, letting someone (very very omg-i-cant-believe-it) hear me. Then she runs away, guffawing. She provoked me! Saying that my wife will ____ me, as I did not give her (cheese) my wang wang. Take my advice: Never provoke a hungry cheese, especially one that plays the DOUBLE fat BASS. (I know I'm gonna be slaughtered by everyone who plays the double bass, but its worth it :D )

Omg, M'S ON SICK LEAVE TODAY! And Hulaoshi came in to so called "relief(?)" us. Missed her nice teachings so much! After the lesson when I went back downstairs to my classroom, I was so happy that I told Sandy that M died. Whoops. Well, you can't have everything in life...right? :D

Sticky chin sticky chin! Thanks to that absolutely disgusting revolting sticking sticky stickable flute mouthpiece! I didn't want to use it, but Bullfrog made sure I came back with a mouthpiece. Thus, I took that, as that was the best mouthpiece there. And it was a Sec One's. Whoops, I think I forgot to clean the mouthpiece after using /: It was actually playable if I used extra big puffs and gulps of air. But then as I brought it into the Dance Studio, it became sticky and slimy and some of the sticky stuff went on the part between my chin and bottom lip. I tried cleaning and wiping it on everything available to me at that time, but IT WAS NO USE. The sticky stuff stuck like superglue, and I was not enjoying it one bit.
Okay, so that was the bad part of Band today. But the good part is that Bullfrog left at 5.50pm to go the Meridian (Secondary?) School. Yay Yay!

Time to study MEP and yilunwen. Eew, I don't like those. They make me sad.
D:

HA HA HA!
I found Laisum's old blog! Genius I say, genius! (As in me, not Laisum's blog :D )
Just came upon it a few seconds ago, thanks to _______.blogspot.com.
:D

It BURNS oh it burns it burns it burns!
Curse thy merciless sun! You made thy very sunburnt! With extra freckles! Ahhh! Or as Cheryl Lim says "Freakles". English lessons man, English lessons!
Sunblock actually helped for the five rounds. But I took it for granted and didn't put sunblock when walking home. My face had a weird stinging sensation, which was not very nice. Also, my face was like a tomato. Red, round, juicy. Whoops.

Hail those cute munchkins. May you and your fellow friends live happily in Munchkaninny Land.

This blog post is entirely dedicated to Jasmine Yong.

HAPPY HIPPITY HOPPITY HUMONGOUS HAMBURGER FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY!

Your pressie's on the way. I can't seem to find a way to send it through snail mail, or any other form of mail. Hmm, is JeanWei considered a type of mail? Hmmm...
I shall walk through many many cactus till I reach your house! (This is not considered a random and potato-ish sentence, if only you knew where she is staying.)

How come I have this weird feeling that I am blowing, everything I get, up? (As in not exploding things, but exaggerating things)
Me: So many projects nowadays hor?
QiHong stares at me blankly and says: Huh?
(Not like she didn't hear me or anything, BUT...)
Hmm, Macbeth play, Science project, Persuasive speech project, another IPW project, MEP Show and Tell, MEP composing ETC. See I even have to use etc!
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M was an utter BLEGH today. Fancy splitting us up into groups for some lame-weird-eew point system game! No originality lady, remember Sulaoshi?
Sigh. What happened to Hulaoshi?

Omg, are you some child prodigy or what? Fancy borrowing my Grade 7 book for sight-reading! Then trying to sight-read (again) the Phantom of the Opera score...when you are five years younger than me. O h o h o h ohoh.


Okay okay, I am just jealous. Leave me alone in my un-childprodigy-ness.

Happy April Fools Day!

Didn't really have any April Fools qifen today. Just plain old lessons and boring old teachers. No mood for playing jokes on people. Wanted to skip Band today as an April Fools joke on Bullfrog. But she'll probably just blow up instead.