Entry title: The Revenge of the Farmer
Date / Time : Friday, December 19, 2008 / 5:20 AM
Okay so normally I don't really type in titles. But when I found out that Odomodo was trying to ruin my kind and charitable reputation, ACTION WAS NEEDED AND SOMEONE IN THE FAMILY HAS TO DO IT. (quotes Hari's thoughts ooh! :D)
HOTTER THAN EVER BEFORE !
Name: Samantha Chew Species: A rare, almost extinct (what a pity :D), Odomodo Babe Hippo Habitat: Wet, cold, slimey places like the sewer. Or if you're really interested in finding one, just peek into that toilet bowl of yours to see if a certain Chew is hiding there! :D Language: Meepish, the language of a certain Red Indian tribe by the name of MEEP.
If you ever think of keeping one, it's quite handy y'know. Unlike owning other pets, once you get bored of it, you can just flush it down the toilet, where another lucky owner would find it! O: But be careful, these Odomodo Babe Hippos are very good fighters. Once aggrevated, it will launch into a series of "Headbutts" and "Poking-Your-Nose-Till-You-Cry" acts and you never know what will happen next! O:
"Ever since I've owned an Odomodo Babe Hippo, it has caused me nothing but misery!" quotes an anoynomous source.
Dear readers, I warn you, although these Hippos may seem cute and lovable and tiny, they are actually clever, scheming little cupcakes that love headbutts! O:
(Odomodo Babe Hippos selling at $0.95! Even cheaper than Daiso! Come get it from me personally and you'll get a greater discount! You could even buy it as a Christmas present for your fellow section mates! While stocks last !)
Hoho, looks like the Ningo has got her revenge muahahaha! :D
