This blog post is entirely dedicated to Jasmine Yong.

HAPPY HIPPITY HOPPITY HUMONGOUS HAMBURGER FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY!

Your pressie's on the way. I can't seem to find a way to send it through snail mail, or any other form of mail. Hmm, is JeanWei considered a type of mail? Hmmm...
I shall walk through many many cactus till I reach your house! (This is not considered a random and potato-ish sentence, if only you knew where she is staying.)