I am so p***ed off with you. Fancy bringing the computer into the toilet to "do work"! Everyone knows that you were so doing the exact opposite! Then you go and fa your piqi on my other sister after I tell you off! Go dig a hole and bury yourself init.

Band was okay today, spent most of the time for Jubilate rehearsal. Yeah :D Dumb cheese made me scream out loud, letting someone (very very omg-i-cant-believe-it) hear me. Then she runs away, guffawing. She provoked me! Saying that my wife will ____ me, as I did not give her (cheese) my wang wang. Take my advice: Never provoke a hungry cheese, especially one that plays the DOUBLE fat BASS. (I know I'm gonna be slaughtered by everyone who plays the double bass, but its worth it :D )

Omg, M'S ON SICK LEAVE TODAY! And Hulaoshi came in to so called "relief(?)" us. Missed her nice teachings so much! After the lesson when I went back downstairs to my classroom, I was so happy that I told Sandy that M died. Whoops. Well, you can't have everything in life...right? :D