I overslept. Now I feel even sleepier than before.

Translation makes me go BOOM, just like the vibrating fan in 2 Dilligence.
"If she is able to translate it, then you won't have to worry about her Chinese!"
Yeah right. My mum coudn't even translate it.
I have decided to put the sheet of paper away from me on the sofa in the living room downstairs.

It just makes me hate Chinese even more than ever.