Tonight's dinner was a total ginormous catastrophe. I just wanted to try out a new recipe in a new cookbook called "Children's Cookbook". I thought it was rather simple and I should give it a go. Guess what dish screwed up the most? THE PASTA. Guess who screwed it up? ME.

In fact, if you think really really really hard enough, it wasn't my fault at all. IT WAS THAT EVIL COOKBOOK. I bet now you're thinking somewhere along the lines of "Yeah right, blame the book." No way man, cause it is really the cookbook. You see, the book totally made me make this gooey egg and cheese combination, pour it over the pasta and EAT IT.

Eeew, it even disgusts me to think of it. So I decided to fry the entire mess and serve it. At least by doing it this way, it will be cooked. Otherwise, if I had followed the book instruction by instruction, my entire family would have been in the hospital by now.

During dinner, I was like "Don't eat the pasta. Don't eat the pasta." But they still ate it anyway. Suddenly my grandma turned to me and said (in Chinese) : "Put chilli and ketchup sauce on it." Then my sister said "No, put mushroom soup on it." Hellooo? Pasta with ketchup and chilli sauce? At least my sister was a tad bit cleverer.

So the conclusion of this entirely boring post is... Don't follow evil cookbooks and never ever put chilli and ketchup on your pasta.

Make sense? Yeah, sure does.